Things

Couple of unusual things I saw this past week:

1) Roadkill turkey

2) A hawk shrieking, then swooping down onto a squeaking rabbit

3) A disgruntled driver in a traffic jam who looked almost exactly like Bruce Willis

4) A sauce stain on a napkin shaped like Africa

5) General Tso's shrimp that had twice as much batter in it than actual shrimp (earlier this week the same thing from the same restaurant was a lot better, don't know what happened, really disappointed)

And

6) A decrepit old grandpa in a golden bling-chain riding his bike shirtless in the middle of a rainstorm


Thank you.