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CornusKousa

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Things

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Couple of unusual things I saw this past week:

1) Roadkill turkey :(

2) A hawk shrieking, then swooping down onto a squeaking rabbit

3) A disgruntled driver in a traffic jam who looked almost exactly like Bruce Willis

4) A sauce stain on a napkin shaped like Africa

5) General Tso's shrimp that had twice as much batter in it than actual shrimp (earlier this week the same thing from the same restaurant was a lot better, don't know what happened, really disappointed)

And

6) A decrepit old grandpa in a golden bling-chain riding his bike shirtless in the middle of a rainstorm


Thank you.
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Dinner

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So I went out to dinner tonight...
As usual, I put the cloth napkin on my lap.
I got a little bit of curry sauce on my hands, and wiped it off on the napkin... only, it turns out that I was wiping curry sauce off right onto my lap. There was no napkin. 
I even looked on the floor around my feet, around my chair. No napkin.
Now I've got a major orange stain to remove, and a lingering question:

WAS THERE EVER A NAPKIN?!
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Archives

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I recently remembered my art archives (art-chives) containing more than a hundred pictures of old material from stories and characters past. It looked a little lonely in the cabinet all by itself, so I thought, "Why not pay it some attention by uploading some of its contents?"

And I have.

Not so lonely anymore. 
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Random Meme

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I found this on one of :iconsteammouse: 's journals, and thought I would give it a try.

It says I can use either my real name or dA name, so I'm gonna go with my dA name. It's got more letters. More letters, more fun!

THE RULES:

1. Write down every letter of your name or username, vertically.  
2. Write down a song that pops up in your mind beginning with each letter.
3. Count the number of letters and tag that many people in your journal.  

Ceased Haze by Sorry Kate
Ode to the Bouncer by Studio Killers
Renegade Return by Radium
Night of Nights from The Touhou Project
Undertale (Chime Remix) by Toby Fox
Shin by Sorry Kate
Knights of the Round Pingas by Syrsa (it's a YTPMV song)
Oh by Caravan Palace
Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson and Bruno Mars
Still Don't Understand by Spire
Always this Late by Odesza

I don't know this many people, so I'm just gonna go with a few:

:iconrelativeequinox:
:iconarsenikira:
:iconmikesmom37:
:iconfluffy-donuts:
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Random Tag

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Tagged by :iconrelativeequinox:

This is WAY overdue, but better late than never!



1. You must post these rules

2. Each person has to share 10 facts about themselves

3. Answer the 10 questions asked by the person who tagged you and make up 10 questions for the 10 you tag 

4 Choose 10 people and get their icon in your journal

5 You have to legitimately tag 10 people

6 No tag-backs

7 You can't say you don't do tags

8 You MUST make up journal entry


Facts about me:

1. I love martial arts, especially Muay Thai and Capoeira


2. I love shetland sheepdogs.


3. I really like some TV shows that I know are bad/underdone, e.g. Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitsu.


4. It seems like I’m standoffish, but I actually love the spotlight. 


5. I almost got an amateur Muay Thai fight, but my opponent broke her toe two weeks before the fight date. I’d been training for a whole 5 weeks at that point, too… but there will be a next time!


6. I LOVE food and cooking, so much that people think I’m a food snob. Really, though, I’m a scavenger and I will eat whatever is lying around as long as I can take some creative license. Lately, however, I’ve been attempting a vegan diet (sometimes cheating by eating fish, because I can’t help myself there).


7. District 9 is my absolute favorite movie. Chappie and Full Metal Jacket are tied for second. Third, Shrek. 


8. I once ate a whole pound of raw escolar and paid the price in a public place— school. Yeah.


9. I once memorized the entire Spongebob Movie (2004) script, word-for-word. No kidding. I acted it out too, together with my brother. We used it for roleplaying our Neopets version of the movie (he’s going to hate that I disclosed that on the internet <|o_o|> )


10. If I like something, like a movie or a tv show, I watch the heck out of it. A good movie will NEVER bore me no matter how many times I’ve seen it. I’ve seen District 9 and Full Metal Jacket countless times each, and I watched no other TV show but King of the Hill between the years of 2011-2015. If anyone has a Ph.D in KotH, it’s me.



Answers:


1. Do you have an OC? If so, what is his/her backstory?


I have a lot of OC’s. An OC of mine who is of particular interest is Ginger the Raichu, the main lead of my comedy series “Cobalt Town”.


Ginger is the oldest of 6 half-siblings who share the same Ditto mother, and who all live in a tourist city called Cobalt Town. Having grown up in poverty under an ineffective single parent, she has been a breadwinner for her 5 younger siblings since age 13. When she was 17, her mother remarried (for the thousandth time) and left, leaving her to take care of the house and family. Thankfully, she was able to land a job as a manager, then owner, of a small restaurant to make a living. A life of all work and no play has made her a very dull ‘chu. Despite the fact that she lives in such a nice city with lots of cute little farms, hotels, and friendly people, she is always stressed out. To make matters worse, others get a kick out of giving her a hard time.


2. What type of art do you prefer: Digital or Traditional?


Traditional, definitely. I don’t have the patience for computer art— every computer I’ve used for art has frozen in the process of drawing and messed up my picture.


3. What is your favorite Music Genre?


High energy music like Hardcore (Radium), alternative electronica (e.g. PRXZM, TWOS), and some pop music (Wande Coal, Stromae, Studio Killers)


4. If one of your watchers were suicidal, would you do everything in your power to help them? What would you do?


I don’t think I would intervene. Getting into something that personal with someone I only know online sounds like a bad idea. From what I’ve seen, people will post their personal problems online just so they can badmouth anyone who comes by and tries to help. So, there’s really nothing you can do.


5. Favorite Video Game Platform? (Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo, PC, etc)


 WiiU and GameCube. 


6. Have you gone to college? If you have, which one and what did you study? If not, which one do you want to go to, and what do you want to study?


I’m in college now, studying marketing, on my way to law school. 


7. What is your dream amiibo?


I don’t use amiibos, but if I had to pick one, it would be either a hitmontop or hitmonchan amiibo.


8. If you had a rocket launcher, with one round in it, and could blow up anything without consequences, what would you blow up?


A giant pile of math homework.


9. If you could bring one video game to life, which one would you bring to life?


This may come as a surprise, but I think I would bring the Pokemon universe to life. I just love the freedom and adventure you can have in that world. Although I don’t know if I’d prefer the humans-training-Pokemon type of Pokemon world, or the humanless sentient Pokemon type of Pokemon world. Probably leaning towards the second one.


10. If you play Pokemon, have you ever caught any shinies? What was the first shiny you caught?


The first shiny I ever caught was a Pidgey. The next one was a Meowth.



I don’t know that many people on dA, and I can’t do tag-backs, so I’m only going to tag one person, and give the same 10 questions that I answered.



:iconsteammouse:


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