So I went out to dinner tonight...
As usual, I put the cloth napkin on my lap.
I got a little bit of curry sauce on my hands, and wiped it off on the napkin... only, it turns out that I was wiping curry sauce off right onto my lap. There was no napkin.
I even looked on the floor around my feet, around my chair. No napkin.
Now I've got a major orange stain to remove, and a lingering question:
WAS THERE EVER A NAPKIN?!